Intelligence reports concerning the very recent incident of an Iraqi man throwing a pair of shoes at George Bush to show during his visit to Iraq show that
-The journalist was not only seen loitering earlier but also managed to enter the high security press conference. Police are not sure whether he was a mere ‘loafer’ or perhaps, a ‘sneaker’.
-Bush, it seems was the SOLE target of the throwing incident.
-The incident was meant to embarrass the leader of the world’s only remaining shoeper power
-The man had grim determination. He was not about to ‘flip-flop’
– He saw Bush as a ‘heel’
-Police suspect the mastermind to be a certain Michael from Jordan who told him to ‘Just do it’.
– It was a size 10 which showed the gravity of his intentions. But the fact that he did not hit his target shows he is a ‘slipper’. He missed Bush by ‘a mere foot.’
-There were security lapses for sure. Upon seeing the man stand barefoot before Bush, security should have immediately become ‘suspishoes’.
-The brand of the shoes was Nunn-Bush.
-There appeared to be a message that went with the shoes.