The media has not picked it up yet. I am talking about the manifesto Typhoon Glenda left behind. It reads:

People of the Earth

I speak to you as a spokesperson for Mother Nature also known by some as Gaia, and other names.

You are on the whole a stupid species. I gave you everything beautiful and wonderfully life-giving.

But your greed is inexhaustible and your denial that All is One is remarkably ignorant, unenlightened and perverse.

Many of you consume too much, way more than you need.
You pollute everything you touch.
You want to own everything
You don’t give a shit about other people
Nothing is sacred to you except money.
You have forgotten the joys of simplicity
You refuse to think of tomorrow
You refuse to try solutions out there that will benefit everyone

Throughout the past centuries, I have been leaving messages but you ignore them.

Let me tell you this. More of my homies will be visiting. Sorry if they don’t have manners you expect nor any regard for you.

This is our world. You only live in it. So show some respect or we will keep coming back more ferociously until you wont want to live here anymore.